Joysticks & Bits

bunnyfood:

Cute, even with the spelling error. 

(via theclearlydope)

(Source: xitslexi, via im-a-bad-kid)

Holy heck! This man is perfect! Please find me someone just like this and I will buy you a pack of Magic Stars. Promise!

(via im-a-bad-kid)

This woman has been the soundtrack for some of my happiest moments, and I will be eternally grateful for that. R.I.P. Donna Summer. Thank you, and I love you. X (Taken with instagram)

I spotted this when I was I Poland. I hope all of their children’s entertainers aren’t like this. Poor, unsuspecting girl.

Holy shit! I just got the iPad 4!

This is my dinner. Instagramming it won’t make it look any more enticing. (Taken with instagram)

blameaspartame:

my car

Why is it so hard for me to move my cups and plates from my room to the kitchen? I WALK THERE 37491749264927 TIMES A DAY……but there’s still a pile!

(via worst-fucking-blog-ever)

I have had such an awesome bank holiday weekend with a group of amazing people! Tonight is the first night that I haven’t been drinking. I want to be drinking and flirting with everyone! But alas…I’m sitting indoors watching Equilibrium and having a wank over Christian Bale!

(via worst-fucking-blog-ever)

So, I’ve been told that I’ve got a good cock! Thoughts?

I went out last night. It was 2 for 1 on drinks. I feel like death! I tried to do a side parting this morning…..didn’t work!

I’m still playing Mass Effect 3! It’s absolutely amazing and it got even better last night! I got some Mass Effect gay cock! It looked like this but with more pixels. Actually, it looked nothing like this. In my mind it did!

(via whitetrashmen)

danishprinciple:

女子高生出会い

MASS EFFECT 3 IS OUT TOMORROW!!! I’m going to pick up my pre-order before work and then basically do this all day until I can take it home and destroy it all night long!

This is the catholic in me punishing myself for having such a good NYE! (Taken with instagram)

It’s an artistic smash!

(Source: suddenlyshy, via worst-fucking-blog-ever)